Italy Supplied 10,000 Condoms For The Olympic Village This Year – They Ran Out of Stock in Only 3 Days
People – After a report from Italian outlet La Stampa said the free condoms available to athletes at the Olympic village "ran out in just three days,” according to an anonymous Olympian, the Milan Cortina Olympics organizing committee confirmed the shortage to PEOPLE on Sunday, Feb. 15.
"We can confirm that condom supplies in the Olympic Villages were temporarily depleted due to higher-than-anticipated demand," they said. "Additional supplies are being delivered and will be distributed across all Villages between today and Monday. They will be continuously replenished until the end of the Games to ensure continued availability."
What are you doing, Italy? Never heard of sex? Thinking only 10,000 complimentary condoms would last 2,800 athletes two whole weeks is ludicrous. This is a story at every Olympics. When you get that many elite athletes in their athletic prime living together in one place... coming off 4 years of intense training that has just culminated in the completion of their life's work... surrounded by thousands of fellow athletes from nearly 100 different countries who they'll probably never have to see again in their lives... it's the perfect recipe for casual protected sex.
That's the layman's take every time this story drops. But real balls knowers will commend Italy for their lack of condoms. Not only are the Olympics a time to celebrate sports we don't actually care about. The Olympics should be used as a time for creating a fleet of super athletes. I can't think of a place where protection is needed less.
In case you haven't heard, some guy from an AI company said that within a few years, AI will have taken 50% of our jobs. Which means 20-30 years from now, we'll have progressed to having a robots-taking-over-the-world situation on our hands. We need super athletes now more than ever. It's not like these Olympians have to raise their children. People will pay a pretty penny for an Olympic baby. Olympic babies would help stimulate the economy. They'll be scooped up from the adoption agencies in no time.
The more unprotected sex between Olympians the better. Yet every Olympics, a genocides worth of world record breaking super sperm is wrapped up and thrown in the trash. If you ask me, 10,000 condoms is 10,000 too many. The only thing Italy could have done better is poke holes in their complimentary contraception.
And whether you make him use a condom or not, for the love of god, will somebody please get this man laid.