Hailey Bieber Hopped In Lingerie For Valentine’s Day After An ELITE Week Of Red Carpet Fashion

HAVE A DAY, Mr. Biebs. Congrats. Bravo. Touché. Well played sir!

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Now truthfully, if we're in the Trust Tree, I've never really understood the massive global superstar appeal Hailey Bieber seems to have everywhere she goes. Brilliant businesswoman no doubt, certainly very attractive in fashionable dresses or swimsuits, married to an iconic pretty boy musician… Her resume is ironclad for sure. But I am aware, it's not her. It's me.

Because despite all those impressive accolades, all I can think of when I see her face is her father screaming "HAND ME THE KEYS, YOU COCK SUCKIN' MOTHAHFUCKAHHHH!!"

Nepotism can be a fickle beast I guess. It's really too bad. 

But credit where credit is due, Hailey does have one of the strongest cores in Hollywood. Even a hater like me knows an asset like that deserves a huge salute. Share that workout plan girl! IT WORKS. 

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And once again, all the credit to Hailey for turning all her elite fitness into some A+ fashion too. Maybe the shades of Stephen can fade into Bolivian after all? I pray that's the case. Just like Fox Mulder, I WANT TO BELIEB!

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Oh, found a few more bikini pictures out in the wild too. It's all starting to make A LOT of sense now. 

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Yep, that all checks out just fine. Very thankful I learned something so valuable today. Turns out, Hailey Bieber absolutely deserves to be lauded as a scorching hot housewife, businesswoman, and MOTHER. The defense rests. 

Happy Valentine's Day, Mrs. Bieber. Thanks for the memories. And the pageviews.