What's The Policy On Hotel Cranks In A Shared Room?

Hotel cranks. One of the greatest pleasures a man can experience in his lifetime. When it comes to feeling truly liberated, I honestly can’t think of anything that tops a hotel crank. You’ve got the room to yourself. No fear of anyone walking in, no worrying about someone hearing what you’re listening to. Fresh towels. Lotion on deck. From a pure cranking standpoint, nothing even comes close to the hotel room experience.

That is, of course, if you’re the only one staying in that hotel room.

Now, since Mikey Bets let me crash in his room, I have absolutely zero issue with the first thing I noticed when I walked in being his cum towel sitting next to the bed. I can’t be mad at that. I don’t blame him one bit—I’d do the exact same thing. That part is just the cost of doing business.

But it does raise a much bigger, more important question: at what point, if ever, is it acceptable to crank when you’re sharing a room with someone?

Obviously, you can’t do it while they’re physically in the room. That’s psychotic behavior. But what about the shower? Is the bathroom fair play? Does a locked door make it socially acceptable, or is it still crossing an unspoken line of male friendship?

I genuinely don’t know the answer.

But you’re definitely going to want to hear what the girls think about it on the pod.