Dumping Them Out – Super Bowl Prop Bets Are Waiting For You

John Rich2/08/2026 7:36 PM

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. Happy Super Bowl Sunday. Happy last day of football season. I'm betting 20 Super Bowl prop bets tonight. Don't ask me how much. I'm too brave of a high roller to disclose my unit size. Here are the props. I plan on going 20 for 20 #DKPartner

Cooper Kupp Anytime TD (+255)
A.J. Barner Anytime TD (+245)
Drake Maye Anytime TD (+300)
TreVeyon Henderson Anytime TD (+500)
Cooper Krupp First TD (+1200)

Sam Darnold over 300 pass yards (+408)
Kenneth Walker over 72 rush yards + Rhamondre Stevenson over 50 rush yards parlay (+282)
Drake Maye over 60 rush yards (+382)

Over 2.5 Seahawks to score a TD (+110)
Shortest TD Over 1.5 yards (+100)
Super Bowl MVP Jaxon Smith-Njigba (+500)
Yes there will be an octopus - player scores TD + ensuing two-point conversion (+1500)
New England Patriots last team to score (+110)

Squares: Seahawks 0 - Patriots 0 (+215)
Squares: Seattle 3 - Patriots 6 (+950)
Squares: Seattle 6 - Patriots 3 (+850)

Over 2.5 players to have a pass attempt (+130)
Yes there will be a flea flicker attempt (+230)
Yes QB to catch a pass (+900)
Yes Non-QB to throw a TD pass (+1400)

I'm just now realizing my prop bets are kinda skewed towards Seattle winning the football game. But I'm cheering for the Patriots tonight. I love Drake Maye. He was robbed in the MVP. I'm definitely not just saying that because the man who signs my checks stands to win millions of dollars if New England wins, and because the more bets Dave wins, the longer I'll have a fake job here. Go Pats!

I randomly thought about this TikTok guy yesterday. People would send him scenes from movies or TV shows that had a sporting event being played on a TV in the background. Then he'd do some insanely autistic digging to find what real-life game the footage was taken from. I spent the better part of 2 hours yesterday watching his old videos.

I'm interested to know whether or not this man is dead. Or if something terrible happened to him. Don't get me wrong, I have the utmost respect for any person who says, "Fuck this. The internet is a terrible place. I'm logging off forever." But this guy has over 1M followers on TikTok. He was getting millions of views per video.

I don't know exactly how much creator fund money that equates to, but I'm pretty sure it's enough to make a living. He had such an awesome and original content idea too. In a world where everybody and their mother are trying to get internet famous, original ideas are so fucking rare. I couldn't even tell you the last time I saw somebody at Barstool come up with one.

Most people with a following that big would at minimum make some sort of announcement about stepping away. But this guy just disappeared into thin air. That college baseball/The Office video is the last thing he posted. That was in 2023. Anyways… shoutout that guy. I'm a big fan of his work. Hopefully he's live and well and didn't go into hiding because he knew his name was about to be mentioned 100+ times in the Epstein Files.