The Anti-Doping Committee At The Olympics Is Reportedly Ready To Investigate Ski Jumpers For Injecting Acid Into Their Dicks

[Source] - Anti-doping chiefs have said they will look into extraordinary claims that Olympic ski jumpers have injected acid into their penises to enhance performance.

However, reports in Germany suggest athletes and their coaches may have discovered an alternative method for gaining extra material, by increasing the size of their genitalia for when they have their suits fitted. In ski jumping, it seems, size does matter.

“Penis-gate”, as it was described last month by Bild, was prompted by concerns that athletes may be injecting hyaluronic acid into their genitals to make them grow beyond their normal size. There has also been talk of athletes depositing clay in their underwear or wearing silicon condoms.

Sometimes you don't need to write more in a headline. Sometimes you see something so outrageous you think, nah, no way, that can't possibly be true and if it is, how painful is it? Not that bloggers need to inject acid into our dicks to make them grow. We're peak everything here at this very site. But, just out of curiosity is this something that works and is less painful than a pinch? Also is it a team job? This is where we need an investigation. I want a full report and break it down like it's the Zapruder film. 

I get that there's an advantage here, apparently. Actually, I don't get it. I've never been skiing in my life, let alone ski jumping or an Olympic athlete. But, I assume at this level you do anything it takes to get an advantage. Some use lead pipes, some inject their own dicks with acid. 

This is why I love the Olympics. I don't know shit going on half time in a sport I only see every 4 years, but the stories make it perfect. Where else would you have reports of WADA being ready to investigate dick enhancing measures as cheating? Nowhere. That's the beauty of the Olympics. I'll say it, I don't care if someone does this. I know there's some sort of advantage because it's right there in the story, but if you're willing to make your dick bigger to win, you deserve it. That's the sort of dedication and will to win you need at the Olympics. It's innovation at a minimum. That's even before bring up talks of silicon condoms. Just use a bunch of the free ones the Olympics give out every year. 

Good to know WADA is on standby. They are ready for any and all dick size complaints.