Everything Coming Up Patriots! – Seahawks Star Rookie Safety Nick Emmanwori Was Filmed Limping Into Team Hotel Last Night
Wowwww. The New England Patriots and their golden ass horseshoe have done it again! The NFL gifts them a MAC schedule on their way to the Super Bowl, and just when you thought they might finally be forced to play a real opponent in order to win it all, Seattle Seahawks star safety Nick Emmanwori injures his ankle. Drake Maye might as well be facing a high school defense this Sunday. Mickey Mouse Super Bowl like you read about.
Only kidding Patriots fans. You might only lose by 40 points this weekend now. Ok sorry, sorry I'm kidding again. Just trying to fill up 100 words or so with low hanging fruit. I got the Patriots winning this weekend. I might need them too. There's a very real possibility that the renewal of my contract depends on it. And I've been following Barstool long enough to know better than to doubt my boss' deal with the devil. I'm not betting against Dave Portnoy when he's up against Sam Darnold.
This Nick Emanwori guy is pretty fucking good though. He's a rookie. Was a 2nd round pick out of South Carolina. One of the steals of this year's draft. He's a finalist to win Defensive Rookie of The Year this evening.
He plays a major role in the Seattle Seahawks defense.
Just ask totally neutral Super Bowl observer Tom Brady. He called into Jimmy Fallon to tell Kendall Jenner himself.
Advertisement
Jury is still out on how serious of an injury Emmanwori is dealing with. That video was taken last night. If he's not in a cast, and still walking under his own power, you gotta think he finds a way to play. The man still has 3 full days of rest to work with. Just shoot up that ankle to the point he can't feel a thing and deal with the consequences in the off-season. It's the fucking Super Bowl. Even for a star rookie, you never know if you're going to get another chance at one. And you're in San Francisco god damn it. If you have to, I'm sure there's a maybe-homeless guy selling Fentanyl outside your hotel. Needles are free on the sidewalk. Anything you have to do to feel no pain on Sunday.