Which Movie Character Would You Hate To Be Stuck On An Island With?
On The last ep of LCB, we reviewed Amazon's 'The Wrecking Crew', Sam Raimi's 'Send Help' and did a combined ranking of which characters would be the most annoying to get stuck on an island with (Which is kind of the plot for 'Send Help'). Here was my pool:
1. The Whale: Gooch got him a pick before me but man, would that suck. In case you never saw 'The Whale', Brendan Fraser plays a morbidly obese man who can't leave his house. He spends every day eating, remote teaching, and cranking his hog to gay porn (that is opening of the movie). There is just nothing you could do with him! Can't hunt, gather or move. You'd essentially be stuck with a weepy, rotting mound.
2. Jack (from 'Mary Poppins Returns'): Not a movie I'd expect a lot of people on here to have seen. Essentially, the character is a Dick Van Dyke replacement except extremely annoying. I assume the genesis of the character is that Disney wanted Lin Manuel Miranda for the music and this was the price they paid. A very annoying, depression-era chimney sweep that breaks out into song non stop? No thanks.
3. The Accountant: I enjoy both these movies quite a bit but Christian Wolf would be a nightmare survival partner. An extremely rude loner that is emotionally cold. It's like being stuck with a Vulcan. Yea, his ass is letting me die without question.
4. Ruby Rhod ('The Fifth Element'): Almost no explanation needed here. One of the most annoying characters ever put to screen (purposefully, obviously). Although, being stuck with Chris Tucker would probably be kinda fun.
5. Jar Jar Binks: He obviously got drafted high but I didn't have him as high. He is, without a doubt, extremely fucking annoying. A clumsy, three stooges Jamaican fish man? No good. HOWEVER, i actually think he could be very useful. He has gills, can swim far distances and grew up underwater. Theoretically, he COULD be very helpful in this situation granted he doesn't accidentally kill you in comedic fashion with a sea urchin or something.