Let's Celebrate Shakira's 49th Birthday With Her Most Iconic Moments Where Her Hips Did NOT Lie
Unless you're Gerard Piqué, how can you not love Shakira to the fullest? Not just an icon of our cold world & an absolute living legend, but also someone whose hotness has now spanned DECADES on end. I'd guess that isn't going to change anytime soon either. Hell, if Jennifer Lopez can look like this good at 56, then Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll should have no problem doing the same. Just like Fox Mulder, I WANT TO BELIEVE.
But this blog isn't about JLo. It's about celebrating the extremely truthful hips of Shakira, which are now 49 years young. Can you fuckin' believe it? Really does feel like yesterday I was munching down a Hot Pocket whilst watching her swivel like a living siren on TRL. Definitely drooling a little bit too. Man those were the days.
Also remember when making music videos good actually mattered? Fun times.
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Maybe it's just the nostalgia boner screamin' out for true justice but for my money, I really do think she's an all-time entertainer of this earth. We should all feel blessed we get to exist in the same timeline as her. Because when you combine that talent with that hotness and those moves plus the longevity? AND the killer voice?
Bah gawd King, that's a living legend not seen since Helen of Troy.
ACKNOWLEDGE HER.
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Hoooooly shit what an IDIOT Gerard Piqué is huh? Allegedly or whatever. What an asshole.
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Whatever though, his loss. Quite literally. More for the rest of us.
If you clicked into this blog I'm gonna assume you're fan too. Otherwise kick rocks. Because now, then, forever.. Shakira is GOD. Well maybe not that powerful, but pretty damn close. So sincerely from the entire world, THANK YOU. And happy birthday Ms. Wolf!
Eres la luz de mi vida y jamás te sería infiel, por favor, contesta mis llamadas, Shakira.