Because Of The Jacksonville Jaguars Success And Being The Man Of My Word That I Am, I Now Have Jaguar Hair For The Week

On Data Day 2025, I predicted the Jaguars, fresh of off poaching my superstar Offensive Coordinator, Liam Coen to be their Head Coach to be the worst team in the NFL, winning a mere four games.

When Big Cat accused me of having hurt feelings and taking it out on the Jags, I scoffed. I thought they'd be bad. I knew Liam Coen was an offensive genius, but it was all moving so fast! I wasn't a big Trevor Lawrence guy and was wondering if such a young HC would be able to build a good staff.

We agreed that if the Jags won nine or more games that I'd have to dye my hair like a Jaguar for Super Bowl week. I didn't think it'd be a problem at all.

Boy was I wrong. The Jags won nine more games than I predicted. A grand total of 13 making me horribly wrong. And I am a man of my word.

But I did make the people sweat a bit with this tease this morning.

I got the hair cut and dyed last night at the tremendous Tribez Salon in Danville, CA by Tina and had the big reveal today after pranking the doubters.

Catch the full Yak here: