Japanese Volleyball Player Completely Changes The Apology Game Forever With This Face-First Sliding Sorry
Accountability. It's something that is severely lacking in our society today. People have such a deference to admit when they were wrong. Mistakes happen all the time, but people would rather just avoid a situation entirely than admit that they fucked up. They'll blame their "mental health" for not being able to say they are sorry for anything.
But not the Japanese. Accountability isn't just a part of their society, but it's the main foundation. These fuckers live to apologize, and this fella right here just changed the apology game forever.
It looks like this is a skills competition of some sorts. This Yuji Nishida cat clearly had zero intentions of drilling some poor photographer straight in the face with a serve. A complete and total accident, yet this is the most pure apology the world has ever seen. Immediately running over and going full toboggan mode. Fully committing to the head-first sliding apology, immediately into the bow.
Again, this was a legitimate accident. So if that's the standard we are now setting for apologies after an accident, what comes next? It's such an extreme apology for such a clear mistake. Like how on Earth are you supposed to apologize if you do something that's actually wrong? Jump into a pile of thumb tacks? Snap your own neck? Have a scorpion sting you on the balls? All I'm saying is that your wife or girlfriend better not see the video of this Japanese volleyball player. Because flowers from the grocery store ain't gonna cut it anymore.