Congrats to Senate Candidate Raja Krishnamoorthi for Earning the Massive Endorsement of Real Person Dick Bigger Jr.

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Well, that should just about do it. Getting the endorsement of Dick Bigger Jr. in the 2026 media landscape is the equivalent of having The New York Times and Tammany Hall behind you 100 years ago. I don't know who's running against Raja Krishnamoorthi, but they should probably save everyone some time and money and pack it in.

Shoutout to Dick Bigger Jr., man. He knows exactly what he's doing. Maybe his father was Dick throughout his life, but even so, Dick could easily be Rich Bigger if he wanted to. But he has consciously chosen for decades to be Dick Bigger because that's what ballers do.

Dick has apparently been on the national scene a few times, now. How could he not? It's a wonder he's still toiling away in Henderson County, Illinois, instead of running the DNC.

This is just a massive blow to the rest of the field in the Illinois Senate race. Congrats to Raja on picking up the biggest endorsement in the state — just narrowly beating out Bret Bielema.

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Long live Dick Bigger Jr.