Jerry Thornton

Good News for America: Neither the Patriots or Seahawks Will Be Practicing Near the Electrical Substation That Might Be Causing the 49ers' Injuries

Let's be clear. I didn't choose a thumbnail of the control panel at Chernobyl and a Simpsons gag about a meltdown at Mr. Burns' power plant for this blog because I'm anti-energy. I'm all for burning the carbons it's taking to power this laptop and keep Stately Thornton Manor at room temperature when

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Good News for America: Neither the Patriots or Seahawks Will Be Practicing Near the Electrical Substation That Might Be Causing the 49ers' Injuries

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