Sydney Sweeney Is Launching A Lingerie Company, Everyone Say Hell Yeah!

You know, we talk about being desensitized all the time. How back in the day if you caught a nipple on the scrambled Playboy channel you were hard for a week. And how nowadays you can see a thousand nipples an hour just from scrolling Twitter because Elon is a such a pervert. We all have access to so much nudity and such everywhere we look compared to how it used to be. No longer do you have to stay up to watch Brooke Burke on Wild On E! just to get an idea of what a girl in a bikini looks like. You can log onto Instagram and literally see the most attractive people in the world modeling at the touch of a finger. It's outrageous how far we've come in the horny department. So I say all of that about being desensitized to say this- HELL YEAH SYDNEY SWEENEY IS LAUNCHING A LINGERIE COMPANY!!!!!

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No amount of desensitization will stop me from Hell Yeah'ing this. Because you know, she doesn't have to do this. She's made it as an actress. She has hit movies and a hit TV show. She could sell an ad on IG for god knows how much to promote to her 26 million followers. She's a hot chick with a body that could start wars, it's an infinite money glitch. So that means she's doing this for love of the game. She is starting a lingerie company and modeling it herself simply because she wants to. She wants to stunt. She wants to brag. She wants to be like "look how hot I am, bitches". It's so fucking out of this world levels of cocky. And it's why she's GOATed. She knows who she is, and what brings home the bacon. And she ain't shy about it either. Oh there's a red carpet event? Say less…

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Queen shit only. 

I can see this being quite a big hit!

So yeah, I'm ready to see what ol' Syd Sweens has in store for us next. And believe me, this journalist will be providing wall to wall coverage.