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OnlyFans Megastar Sophie Rain Has Officially Eclipsed The $100,000,000 Earnings Mark In Just 2 Years Of Performing

Listen, pageviews are a little bit low today. No one cares about anything other than the Patriots and I couldn't care any less about them. That's a bad recipe when you're trying to get through the day. But then came Sophie Rain, the girl who makes more than LeBron James annually on OF:

I wrote that blog 21 days ago and she was at $99 million in earnings. Well, there was absolutely no post-holiday slowdown because three weeks later she's made another million dollars. That sorta tracks for the whole $52 million a year thing. Anyway, Sophie has seemingly become more philanthropic as of late. She donated a million dollars on zero notice to MrBeast who called her on a livestream asking if she'd donate to help build water wells in Africa. She also did a "Gooning For Good" fundraiser where all her profits she made from her page for a day, which a mathematician will tell you is roughly $109,589 a day:

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And now she's officially eclipsed the 9 figure number. Who says that Zoomers are useless and raging narcissists when you've got Sophie Rain out there doing philanthropy and possessed with the natural talent to make 9 figures in two years? Those types of athletes only come around once a lifetime, and I salute Sophie for her efforts. Sophie Rain 2028!