Don't You Dare Tell John Fanta That St. John's Stinks At Basketball Unless You Want To Be Scolded In Front Of A Bunch Of Big East Lunatics

There is nothing and I mean nothing better than Big East basketball. You combine that with John Fanta who is the prince of Big East basketball (Bill Raftery is and will always be king of that conference) and this is what you get. You get scolded like a toddler in front of the rest of the lunatics in the conference. You don't get to tell John Fanta that St. John's stinks. It's not true. This weather stinks! The Browns stink! 

But St. John's? They are actually decent. Yeah, they aren't top-5 in the country, but they are 14-5 and a top-25 team on KenPom. They are the 2nd best team in the Big East behind UConn. That's not bad! I honestly thought it was going to be Rico here getting into the mix with Fanta about St. John's. No one hates St. John's like Rico does and that's a promise. Something about not hiring a friend, who knows. But he hates St. John's and probably is relishing this call. 

This is where Fanta shines though. You give that man a mic and magic happens. You put him on a space and he'll scold an adult like I do my 3 and 6 year old sons. You either listen or you get an angry Fanta. You don't want an angry Fanta. Not on a snow day. 

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Now we get ready for Pitino Sr. vs Pitino Jr. Have a day, be ready for Fanta to put you in your place.