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'They Just Tased Ryan. This Ball Game Is Over' - This Announcer Deserves Awards For A Perfect Call As Adults Scrapped During A Hoops Game In Eastern Kentucky

It's obviously so goddamn stupid to get into a fight during a middle school basketball game, even the county finals. But I'm so glad Ryan decided to step in here. It gave me one of my favorite videos in a long time. The buildup to that 40 second mark when it finally happens is worth the payoff. It's everything I hoped for and I can't stop watching him eat shit after getting tased and, most importantly, the announcer. 

The announcer has without a doubt seen Ryan take a taser before. The fact he just laid out with the 'and Ryan got tased, ball game is over' tells me he's seen this at least once before in his life. That man was unbothered. This was nothing out of norm for the announcer, which is why he deserves every award. I'm considering it the best call since do you believe in miracles. You may love basketball, no one loves basketball like Eastern Kentucky adults getting into a brouhaha during a middle school county final game. 

Really gotta hand it to the crowd who wasn't fighting too. They ERUPTED when Ryan got tased. They saw the moment, clearly Ryan was an enemy to them. There's a sense of collective relief when it happens and you can hear them start to cheer. There's no yelling or freaking out, just Ryan getting tased again. Everyone played their role perfectly in one of the more absurd videos. I don't know how you get to the point of scrapping during a middle school game, but here we are. 

Ryan got tased. Ball game is over.