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BREAKING: Broncos QB1 Bo Nix Broke His Ankle, Now OUT For The NFL Playoffs And No One Is More Upset To Hear This News Than Dave Portnoy

WOW. Absolutely crushing news for all the Denver Broncos fans out there. And really, any true fans of football too. You always want to see the best players healthy when the stakes are highest. Who wants to win against the backups right? 

Not Dave Portnoy, that's for damn certain! Man of HONOR. 

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Now there's no doubt Sean Payton is a brilliant coach with more than a few tricks up his sleeve, but if he can win a Super Bowl thanks to JARRETT STIDHAM? Well that would just be all-time super human level stuff. And quite possibly, impossible. Eat your heart out Trent Dilfer!

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Of course there's no doubt having your QB1 possibly die on a QB kneel will make you feel like some kind of curse is in the air. But to all those Broncos fans staring down that road just remember… It could be worse… You could be a Buffalo Bill fan. 

As a big fan of football and Jim's Steak Out Stingers, it does break my heart to see Josh Allen dropping tears. Even if he did have 5 turnovers and pretty much blow it, again. Tough scenes all around. 

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And does this Bo Nix news essentially make Texans vs Patriots the de facto AFC Championship game? Weather is looking CRISP for Sunday too. I can feel a classic slobberknocker coming deep in my plums. The fans of football deserve it. 

Good luck out there Gladiators & Letterman Jacket Wearers, we salute thee. Bring on the Autumn January Wind.

PS: seriously though, how the FUCK was that not a catch for Cooks? I'm sure there's some small rule that describes it but it absolutely sucks to see the season end that way. I'm sure Dez Bryant is out there SMILING. 

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PPS: NICE CONSISTENCY ROGER! GOOD STUFF MATE!! Mark it an 8, Dude.