A Whole Lotta Liotta

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Call me weird, but I’ve always been fascinated with who celebrities have fucked.

Kids nowadays talk about “body counts," but the sexual exploits of mere non-celebrity mortals have never piqued my interest… It’s the “knock list” of celebrities (normally ones that I otherwise don't give a shit about) that gets my motor running.

Because of this, I have written blogs in the past listing the sexual exploits of legendary cocksmen like Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Duritz from Counting Crows. 

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And to show that I am an equal-opportunity voyeur into celebrity boudoirs, I also penned a piece not too long ago about the yards of recognizable cock that Cameron Diaz has accommodated over the years.

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So you can imagine how thrilled I was when I came across a random post on Instagram by an account called @celebritysecerts (purposely misspelled, I assume) that ran down the list of young ladies the late, great Ray Liotta banged.

— Author’s Note: I used the term “banged” here because I assume any woman dating a guy with eyes like Ray Lotta would inevitably visit his well-manicured cockpit. —

— Another Author’s Note: I used the term “well-manicured” when describing Liotta’s junk because I assume he was meticulous when it came to the upkeep of his magnificent cock. — 

I won't make an official third “Author’s Note,” but I will also mention that writing about people who have passed away can be emotionally difficult for the people they have left behind. But Ray was not married at the time of his untimely death in 2022 (he was only 67), and I am sure that the stunning young woman he was engaged to at the time of his passing is well aware of her fiancé’s impressive dating history… I mean, if I am aware of it, then she has to be also, right?

One last thing… I am not fact-checking his involvement with any of the ladies listed below because there isn’t a single bad apple in the bunch, so this list just adds to his legacy, IMHO. But I urge you to do your own research if that's something you enjoy doing.

So without further ado, for fans of Ray Liotta’s work on stage and screen, I’d like to give you a list of women that this Goodfella has whacked, and we are going to start very strong with Jennifer Love Hewitt…

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They met on the set of Heartbreakers in 2001, where the other female lead was Sigourney Weaver… And, with all due respect to Miss Weaver, if Liotta had to choose between JLH and an older version of the chick from Alien, I think that could have been the easiest decision Ray has ever made.

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The second is a lesser-known name, Katherine Hickland, who Ray dated for a few years starting in 2007…

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If you’re wondering why I included her, it’s because this former soap star-turned-hypnotist was also David Hasselhoff’s love interest in the show Knight Rider… A show I enjoyed very much… So I threw her in, even though she was never a household name wherever you grew up.

Number 3 is Ashley Judd…

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Ray and Ashley starred in a human-trafficking film that nobody saw, called Crossing Over, and allegedly had a romantic relationship immediately after…

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Next is Marissa Tomei, with whom Ray shared a screen for 2007’s Wild Hogs and, supposedly, a bed as well…

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There are many women on this list who are beyond their prime in 2026 because that’s how aging works for everyone (except the Kardashian pimp mother, apparently), but Marissa is currently 61 years old and still throwing heat.

I am going to go rapid-fire for the rest of the ladies because I am getting bored with pretending to care about the circumstances surrounding Ray Liotta's rumored love life.

Next up is Winona Ryder during the filming of The Iceman in 2006…

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Then there was Amanda Peet from Identity…

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And then there was Charlize Theron during the filming of Battle for Seattle…

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No clue what Battle for Seattle was, but I had the opportunity to meet Charlize around the same time she is rumored to have been dating Ray, and can tell you that she is the second most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on.

Another superstar on this list is Mrs Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel. A woman who always held her own in the "Battle of the Jessicas" vs Jessica Alba and Jessica Simpson.

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And her iconic gif from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry is still… Well… Iconic.

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Next one is a more obscure actress named Sherrie Rose, who “co-starred” with Ray in a movie called Unlawful Entry…

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In that movie, she played the character “girl in Jeep," and you know the old saying- 'If you ever get the chance to bang the girl who portrayed ‘girl in Jeep' in ANY movie, you gotta take it."

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(Sherrie sucking thumb in Jeep)

And I'll close with Katie Holmes because she is/was a great figure to close with…

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And because she was nice enough to "dump them out" in 2000's, The Gift.

SO that's it… That's the list. Or, at least, that's the part of the list I found interesting enough to post here.

I don't know what this newfound knowledge does for your appreciation of Mr. Liotta, but it has definitely raised him a few levels in my book, ESPECIALLY since that list did not include his adult co-star from 1994's Corrina, Corrina…

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Have a safe weekend, everyone… Or not… I really dont care.

Take a report.

-Large

Was lucky enough to have the "Sandwich King" on my food podcast this week… Check it out, if that's your thing.

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-L