The First Game Played On The New Olympic Hockey Rink Already Had To Be Delayed Thanks To A Hole In The Ice
You know what? Let's get nuts. Let's just do this thing already.
Send the NHL players over to Italy right now and let's get these games going. Make them get dressed in the lobby. Make them take a freezing cold shower with zero water pressure after the game. Make them have to navigate their way through craters on the ice. Have some giant gaps along the boards where the Zamboni door opens so you never know if you're going to end up snapping your stick in half anytime you go after a loose puck. Make these guys really understand what hockey is like for the 98% of us who were never actually good enough to do anything with the game.
It's really our only option at this point. If the ice is already falling apart now, it's not going to get any better when McJesus is carving it up at 100 mph.