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Got That Going For Them: Arizona State Lost By 28 Last Night, But Bobby Hurley Is Pumped They Denied BYU Students Free Chick-Fil-A

I fucking love the Hurley's. I don't know how else to say it, they are just hilarious to me. Lose by 28, job at Arizona State seems to be coming to an end and cracking jokes about denying the kids free Chick-Fil-A. That's the way to do it. What else do you want Bobby Hurley to do? Not like he lost a heartbreaker. Not like this loss is going to cost them a trip to the NCAA Tournament or something. 

You know how heartbreaking it is to think you're getting something for free in college and then have it ripped from you? Brutal. I say it all the time, but when you're in college the simplest of food tastes better if you somehow get it for free. A little on the house or your roommate's parents taking you out to dinner when they are in town, whatever it might be, that's vital to the college life. Now every team runs some sort of promotion for free something if your opponent misses two free throws. People go fucking bananas if that first free throw is missed and the hope is alive for it. 

I want Bobby Hurley to do this across the country now. Ruin college kids from getting some free food during promotional events. Arizona State is going to make a coaching change after this year, let him have fun with it. Show up, run free throw practices, run Hurley out there and ruin some poor college kids night. Not that they'll win a game, just the fact there will be no free chicken. 

Sidenote - AJ Dybantsa is so fucking good. I can't believe how deep this freshman class is and how good they all are. Just absurd talent all over the place. BYU players should step up and pay for free chicken now. They have millions of dollars with this roster.