The Country Of Ghana Had The Audacity To Arrest Prophet Ebo Enoch After He Saved The World With His Prayers (And Used Money From His Followers To Buy A Mercedes)
News 18 – A man in Ghana, who calls himself a prophet, has once again made headlines after changing his warning about the end of the world. Ebo Enoch had earlier claimed that a huge flood will destroy everything on December 25. Many people believed him and rushed to see the large wooden arks he was building for safety. When nothing happened on Christmas Day, Enoch said the disaster had not been cancelled but only delayed. He explained that God has given him extra time to finish his work and spread his message.
Enoch has built around 10 arks and believes his prayers have been answered. The story has drawn even more attention after reports said he bought a luxury Mercedes using money given by followers for the ark project. Thousands of people had even arrived near the site, hoping to be saved from the flood. Among them was a man from Liberia who is now stuck in Elmina, unsure of what will happen next.
What the hell, Ghana? You're fixing to get yourself a one-way ticket there if you keep pulling stunts like this. We'd all be dead right now if it wasn't for Ebo Enoch. Last I checked, America was part of The World. Which was set to end via flood on Christmas Day before the good prophet Ebo convinced his close personal friend God, through prayer, to delay its destruction to a later date. And you go and arrest him for it. Not only are you fucking over your own people, you're fucking over our entire planet.
Why did God decide to delay the flood? So Ebo had time to build more arks, of course. That was the plan. Give Ebo money. Ebo builds arks. Then when the Earth floods, we all hop on our assigned arks and... I guess live on them forever. Or until the flood goes down. I'm not sure what the plan was after we got on the ark.
I guess that's what you get for trying to be a good guy in Ghana. I guess when God blesses you with privileged information, you should just keep it to yourself. I guess when you learn that the world is ending, and your followers believe you to the point that they sell their homes to give you money for ark construction, you can't even use a measly $89,000 of it to buy yourself a luxury Mercedes.
Apparently the thousands of people who traveled across the continent for rapture day wearing their belongings as hat were "mad" when they saw their prophet in a sports car that cost half the country's GDP.
Some people just don't understand the importance of your religious leader driving a luxury vehicle. It's not just for him. Just because you can't drive it doesn't mean the car isn't for everyone.
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You'd think Ebo's followers would be grateful that they weren't washed away in a super Tsunami for Christmas. What's worse? A prophet spending a little charity money on a new car, or dying in a superflood? You'd think Ebo might get a thank you. Maybe even a prize of some sort. If you ask me, a 2025 Mercedes is the least he deserves for saving the world from a vengeful god. But instead, they rewarded him with jail.
I guess pastors can't have nice things. All that work Ebo did went up in smoke. Literally.
Pretty short-sighted if you ask me. God didn't cancel the end-times. He merely delayed them. When that day inevitably comes, good luck surviving the great flood now that you've burned the arks and thrown the man with a direct line to God in a prison cell.
Tell your families you love them. Unless Ghana gets their shit together (by letting Ebo out of prison), we're not long for this world.