The Giants Win Another Pointless Game That Costs Them A Top-2 Pick In The Draft, Because The Giants Are The Dumbest Franchise In Sports

Fuck this franchise. It's honestly impressive how dumb they can be and all it takes is to look at the last two weeks. The Giants, once again, had the No. 1 overall pick in the Draft and they go and win two pointless games. Sure, beating the Raiders is easy and it's nearly impossible to tank against that shitshow, but this week? Nope, we roll everyone out, let Mike Kafka run trick plays and the defense finally decides to show up when there's a lead.

So now instead of having the 2nd pick, the ability to trade and get back some capital and what not, we are going to pick somewhere between 3 and 6. But let's be honest. It's going to be 6 most likely. 

Same story every year with this team. The season is over by Halloween, they have the inside track for a great draft pick and then there's some bullshit 'culture win' they want to sell us on. The difference is we're not idiots. We know this means John Mara can puff his chest out, bring back Joe Schoen and praise them for how they ended the season. They fought till the end! They beat the Cowboys! Momentum! All this fake shit that just has us looking at mock drafts by November 1, 2026. Again. 

Don't get me wrong, Jaxson Dart is a star. I'm very happy that we traded for him. That's all worth it. But this team isn't ready to compete. They have so many holes and now you're missing out on draft capital to fill those holes all while figuring out a salary cap. Oh and we have a GM who sucks doing it all. We have an owner who refuses to make changes and will just promote his family instead. 

Fire everyone. Sell the team. Bring in people who care about winning and will actually make smart decisions to do so. At least bring in a coach and a GM who aren't morons. That would be a nice step in the right direction. Now I'm just going to watch Jaxson Dart highlights and remind myself we at least have a quarterback finally.