Here's All The BEST Movies And Shows Coming To Streaming In January

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NETFLIX

1. The Rip

Upon discovering millions in cash in a derelict stash house, trust among a team of Miami cops begins to fray. As outside forces learn about the size of the seizure, everything is called into question — including who they can rely on

When Damon and Affleck team up, I will be there. 

2. Green Room

This is an awesome, under-appreciated horror thriller that I think a lot of people would love. 

3. District 9

I'm still upset we haven't gotten more sci fi work lately out of Neill Blomkamp. 

COMING TO NETFLIX

Jan 1st: 30 Minutes or Less, Conan the Destroyer, Dawn of the Dead (2004), Despicable Me, District 9, Erin Brockovich, Falling Skies, Ford V Ferrari, Free Solo, Green Room, Hellboy, Johnny Mnemonic, Just Go With It, Lone Survivor, Man on Fire, My Girl, Only the Brave, Pitch Perfect, Pricilla, Twins

Jan 3rd: The Following

Jan 5th: Under the Silver Lake

Jan 8th: His & Hers

Jan 9th: The Threesome 

Jan 14th: Veronica Mars

Jan 15th: Agatha Christie's Seven Dials (limited Series), Bone Lake, The James Bond Movie Collection

Jan 16th: Licorice Pizza, Southland, The Rip 

Jan 23rd: Skyscraper Live (Alex Honnold free soloing a skyscraper live)

Jan 29th: Bridgerton S4V1

HBO MAX

1. The Pitt S2

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I still haven't watched as I am not a fan of hospital dramas (at least, not ones that aren't dressed up in 95% humor like scrubs). But it is undeniably huge and very well liked.

2. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Thrones ain't what it used to be but who knows. Maybe another change of scenery will help. 

3. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

The movie itself is good (not great) but Rose Byrne's performance is #2 on the year for me only behind Jessie Buckley in Hamnet. 

COMING TO MAX

Jan 1st:  Blazing Saddles, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Constantine, Ex Machina, Fargo, Glass, High Anxiety, John Wick 1-3, Moonlight, Spaceballs, Taxi Driver, Twilight collection, The Working Man

Jan 8th: The Pitt S2

Jan 11th: Industry S4

Jan 12th: Primal S3

Jan 18th: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 

Jan 22nd: Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man!

Jan 23rd: The Smashing Machine

Jan 30th: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 

HULU

Absolutely nothing. Not literally, but practically. In the 5 years I've been doing these monthly blogs, I've NEVER seen a single entry so bleak. Instead, here are some Disney+ entries (they obv own hulu)

Jan 1: Indiana Jones 1-4

Jan 27th: Wonder Man

PRIME VIDEO

1. 21 & 22 Jump Street 

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Sadly enough these are 2 of the best comedies in recent years. 

2. Slapshot

I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKIN SONG!

3. The Blues Brothers

Best car chase ever. 

COMING TO PRIME VIDEO

Jan 1st: 21 & 22 Jump Street, About A Boy, Alien Romulus, Along Came Polly, American Gangster, Blackhat, Bohemian Rhapsody, Burn After Reading, Forrest Gump, Friday Night Lights, Les Mis, Love Actually, Mission: Impossible 2-4, Notting HIll, Popstar, Ray, Straight Outta Compton, Ted, The Blues Brothers, The Breakfast Club, Tully, Uncle Buck, Where the Crawdads Sing, Won't You Be My Neighbor, Zombieland 2

Jan 9th: Kung Fu Panda 4

Jan 11th: The Night Manager S2

Jan 28th: The Wrecking Crew

Jan 31st: Slapshot, The Big Lebowski, Waterworld