Myles Garrett Gets His 20th Sack, Shedeur Sanders Throws For 350 Yards And Scores 4 Touchdowns, And The Browns Lose To The 1-Win Titans At Home

The Cleveland Browns are the new Angels when Trout would go 4-5 with 3 RBI, Ohtani would go 2-4 with 2 HR, and the team would lose 12 to 5. Because Myles Garrett recorded another sack on what looks to be a path to breaking the NFL single season record. Our rookie QB Sheduer Sanders had the best statistical game of his life with 350+ passing yards and 4 total touchdowns. And the team got beat....at home....to the 1 win Tennessee Titans.

Now if you're asking me if I'm surprised that this happened, the answer is clearly and emphatically NO. The one thing about this dumpster fire of an organization is that there's nothing they can ever do again to surprise me. As I've said multiple times on the blog this year, each week they find a way shit the bed and hit a hilarious new low with a ridiculous highlight. This week, it was the easiest blocked punt in NFL history:

And honestly, the best highlight of the day might've come from the ensuing play where we did the analytical thing where we go for 2 down 8....and then we fumbled the snap and the Titans would've ran it back to go up 10...but it appeared their player came up limp or something and went down. We could've been down 7, almost went down 10, and stayed down 8.

With that being said, Shedeur had a fucking day. 364 yards passing and this Heisman moment on the ground:

And then he followed it up with a big boy throw to give the team a chance at a 2 point conversion to tie it up with a minute to go:

But in typical Cleveland Browns fashion, they took their 350 yard, 4 touchdown QB off the field for the ensuing play, went Wildcat QB, tried to run a reverse….forgot to pitch the ball….and had perhaps the worst 2 point conversion in the history of the sport:

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Only in Cleveland. See you next week!