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Our First Member Of The All-Cold Team: Collin Chandler Dunked All Over A Dude That It Made Lil Wayne Freak Out And The Bench Collapse

Good God. I wasn't going to blog about Kentucky last night because business is business. No one gets fired up for a win over Nicholls State, but, Collin Chandler showed up. Let me correct that. Collin Chandler confirmed his spot on the All-Cold White Boy Team, a Mostly Hoops (formerly known as Mark Titus Show) staple. Look at this! 

Say what you want about Kentucky, but that's a perfect dunk. It's why the bench collapsed: 

It's why Lil Wayne is calling him filthy

You don't get more all-cold white boy team than this. Not shocking since he won two dunk contests in a row, but still shocking that Kentucky's best dunker is a mormon from Utah named Collin. Ravi Moss has seen some dunkers through the years and even he couldn't hold back

Got his own team looking concerned for everyone on Nicholls

Again, I'm not going to brag about winning easily or being 3rd on KenPom or people talking about a national title run because we know The Assignment. Instead, we celebrate Collin Chandler, a cold ass white boy and first-team All-Cold. I'd say preseason the list would be:
Braden Smith (Purdue)

Collin Chandler (Kentucky)

Thomas Haugh (Florida)

Bennett Stritz (Iowa)

One spot open. It's not the five best, just the five coldest.