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Do The Patriots Have The Most Attractive Team In NFL History?

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So the Patriots twitter account just tweeted this pic as the team heads off to Charlotte for a #BusinessTrip. I’ll come clean and admit it: Danny Amendola made it move a bit in this pic. That suit is awesome and the lining is out of this world. The overnight bag? Outstanding. Dark buttons on a white shirt and light suit? Revolutionary. And while some may not like the look, I’m all about no belt. Get your goddamn suit tailored if you disagree.


Anyway it got me thinking, do the Patriots have the most attractive team in sports history? Tom Brady, Julian Edelman, Danny Amendola and Jimmy Garropolo would be international models if it weren’t for football. Chandler Jones is a 10. Gronk is meathead handsome. Ninkovich is a lumbersexual. McCourty has a smile to light up a room. The fucking kickers are good looking. Plenty of teams have guys who are good looking for athletes, no teams have guys that can walk into Milan and get thrown onto the runway like the Patriots do. It’s really astounding. That picture of Danny, probably taken by the social media interns iPhone while he walks to the bus, is the kind of pic models and photographers work to get for hours to put in the new Ralph Lauren spread. But it’s just effortless for them. It’s truly amazing.




– August 27th, 2005. The day Feitelberg wrote the gayest blog ever, even by his standards. But I stand by every word.