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Report: Area 51 Was Locked Down After 'a Mysterious Object of Unknown Origin Fell From the Sky and Crashed'

Admittedly, there are a lot of buzzwords in that headline, suggesting a Halloween-appropriate story somewhere between an X-Files and a Simpson's Treehouse of Horror, with interstellar craft and a government coverup. And those buzzwords are in quotes because that is word for word how this news report

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Report: Area 51 Was Locked Down After 'a Mysterious Object of Unknown Origin Fell From the Sky and Crashed'

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