Nicky Smokes

Patriots Fans Need To Pipe Down

Being a fan of the Miami Dolphins is fucking impossible. They don’t give you anything to root for, and even when they do, they’ll find a way to fuck it up. After 25 years of nothing but disappointment and being a fucking loser, I’ve realized the only way to deal with my suffering is to pray for my r

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Patriots Fans Need To Pipe Down

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