The Perfect Distraction: Viktor Hovland Apparently Won't Stop Talking To Ludvig Aberg About UFO's, Turning Him Into An Alien Believer

I forgot about Viktor Hovland and his fascination with UFO's

But little did Ludvig Aberg just give us all the perfect distraction to Hovland. I know these two are European, but they feel like American golfers, probably because of their college career, Hovland especially. We should be able to trade someone to Europe for the rights to Hovland, mostly because I want this picture in red, white and blue: 

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But look at the face on Aberg! The man is sick and tired of hearing about UFO's. You know Hovland is just constantly sitting around talking about them, don't blame him. People fucking love talking about aliens, alien encounters and arguing if they are real. I'm on the side they are real mostly to be safe, just in case they come and try to attack us I want to say I believe in them. But, I don't think they are coming to the suburbs of Cincinnati and into a blogging office here, unless they are in the mood for the delicious Skyline coneys. Gotta think I'm safe for that reason alone. 

This is where someone on the US team needs to start playing the mental games. Right after the first tee shot, just bring up UFO's while walking by Hovland. Get him distracted. Get him thinking about what else is out there and take one for the team to listen to him ranting about it. We all know the people who won't shut up about conspiracy theories and aliens. They LOVE talking about it and will go for hours, just enough for a complete round of golf. I'm thinking we sacrifice a caddie for this. Just nudge him into talking, keep him distracted and see what happens.