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'I Can See The Parade' - Josh Allen Is Talking About His Vision Of Winning The Super Bowl And All We Can Think About Is How Bills Fans Only Know Heartbreak

“I can see the parade. I can feel it. Five degrees, brisk, rolling down, hearing the bus roll over all the salt and the ice. Thousands upon thousands of fans, filling up downtown Buffalo. I see it all."

This sounds awesome and all but all I can think about is how Bills fans only know misery and heartbreak. I have a soft spot for the Bills. Josh Allen is awesome to watch, I want Ray Davis to be good. But at some point they need to win a Super Bowl. This isn’t to diminish the 4 straight trips in the 90s and I adore Scott Norwood for missing and giving the Giants a win, but that was the 90s. 

It would be awesome to see this version of the Bills make a Super Bowl just to see the animals of Bills Mafia on the big stage. But, as Dante always says, you expect Sean McDermott to fuck it up or some backbreaking play go against them somehow. 

Vet move by Josh Allen here for two things. 1) talk up your wife and say how her acting made you emotional. Husband points through the roof there. 2) leave out the part of being absolutely blitzed during the Super Bowl parade. Not exactly a secret that guys let loose on parade day and few places can put down some cold ones like Buffalo. 

You could make a case the Bills are the most cursed team in the NFL, shortlist in sports. Feels like them or pick a Minnesota team. I’m not talking bad franchises who always suck, teams that are typically good and can win something only to get a swift kick in the dick. Allen has the vision, now it’s time to actually get there. 

PS: this may have been the only memorable moment from Hard Knocks this season. I know it gets worse each year, hard to replicate it at its peak, but it was just kinda there this year. You had the storylines of guys making the team or on the bubble. You had a lot of Josh Allen, but, yeah wasn’t awesome.