John Rich

Nintendo Wants Us To Believe Mario & Peach Are Just "Good Friends"

Bullshit, Nintendo. I don't believe them for a second. Of course Mario and Peach are "more than friends". You don't spend your whole life being rescued by a wrenched-up Italian from the clutches of an evil power-hungry dinosaur and not once have the courtesy to slice off your handsome mustachioed sa

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Nintendo Wants Us To Believe Mario & Peach Are Just "Good Friends"

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