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Correct Opinion: You Shouldn't Be Allowed On The Beach If You Can't Figure Out How To Keep Your Umbrella In The Sand

Every summer you'll end up seeing at least a small handful of stories about somebody getting impaled by an umbrella stake somewhere along the Jersey Shore. You'd think it would be considered a freak accident, but at some point it just becomes expected. You show up to the beach on any given weekend a

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Correct Opinion: You Shouldn't Be Allowed On The Beach If You Can't Figure Out How To Keep Your Umbrella In The Sand

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