Plane Had To Turn Around And Make An Emergency Landing Because Actual Shit Was Flowing Down The Aisles

Mile high club? Definitely would.

CBS - Some passengers on-board a transpacific flight from Los Angeles International Airport to Sydney say they endured a bathroom breakdown this weekend. The incident occurred on a Virgin Australia on Sunday. A passenger told KCAL9’s Laurie Perez that the flight was only a few minutes in when he heard a “pop.” He said the cabin was then filled with the worst kind of stench. Others took to Twitter to describe the incident. Three hours in, the pilot eventually turned the plane around. “It was a vile smell. It smelled like chemicals, excuse me, mixed with vomit and excrement and very acidic,” John Collins, a passenger, told Perez in a phone call from Australia Tuesday night. Collins says a stream of liquid buckled into the carpeting. He took a dim shot of the mess and of the bathrooms that had been cordoned off. Other passengers posted selfies wearing masks they say flight attendants handed out. “During the entire flight, they had to open the lavatory door and flush the toilet every 30 seconds for 6 hours,” Collins explains. In a statement, Virgin Australia denied any problems with the toilets stating, “Reports of human waste in the aisles are incorrect. The safety of the aircraft was never in question.” The statement continued, “Reports of passengers being handed face masks is incorrect. The water leakage posed absolutely no threat to passengers.” Virgin Australia says the problem was actually with the sinks in the bathrooms and not the toilets. They claim an object got caught in a pipe and caused a leakage. The pilot returned, they said, as a precaution so the plane could be fixed. The passengers were placed in lodging overnight and offered compensation. They were subsequently flown to Australia on the same plane.

I always thought the worst thing that could happen on a flight was the flight attendant singing the entire time while you sat in the middle seat while there was a baby within 15 rows of you. I was wrong. The worst thing that can happen is literal human shit and vomit flowing down the aisles. I think that takes the cake. And to top it off, you can’t even use the bathroom on the flight because of it. So not only are you stuck on a plane that smells like vomit, everyone is just vomiting all over the place because they can’t use the toilet. It’s a never ending circle.

I guess that’s the risk you take by flying Virgin Airlines though. It’s well known as the “club” airline. Neon lights everywhere, house beats and mixed drinks up to your eyeballs. Every once in a while, shit goes down at the club. You go there thinking you’re going to have a good time, next thing you know you’re stepping over vomit and shit is soaking your shoes. Win some, you lose some.
 
 

PS: I don’t understand the airline denying all of this. They are denying it was poop when everyone on the plane was like “yep, it was poop”.
 

Like they wouldn’t be able to spot poop if they saw it. It’s a pretty recognizable thing.

Then they are denying people were wearing face masks when everyone on the plane was taking face mask selfies
 

Just admit the club got turnt. It will get more people to fly your airline. Things got a bit cray going from LA to Australia, is what it is what it is.