Poor Bastard Gets Caught Having The Worst Snowball Throwing Form Ever Seen

Imagine this--it's the first big snowfall of the year. You're overcome with this child like level of joy and excitement that you have a snow day. Typically you'd use an adult snow day like this to just sit at home, make yourselves a few drinks, and catch up on some shows you wanted to watch. But today you feel like being a kid again. You go outside, play around in the snow, and all of a sudden a giant snowball fight erupts. Just the type of nostalgia you were hoping to recapture. 

You have a blast, get back inside for the day when all of a sudden...

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You're getting lambasted all across social media for having no idea how to properly throw a snowball. In a sea full of unathletic congressional staffers and interns, you somehow get sniped by this photographer in the midst of the most sequence of movements possible. Unless the photographer did him dirty here and he was attempting to shotput this snowball, there's simply no way this ended up anywhere close to its intended target with any pace or accuracy.  

You can just feel how uncomfortable and choppy that throwing motion is. The lack of proper weight shifting. Simply pushing the snowball away from the body from the shoulder instead of getting his arm into the slot, and activating his hips and core to really let one fly. It's people like this who don't understand that speed and power come from torque through the hips. 

We all know guys like this. He looks like he's in pretty good shape. Chances are he goes to the gym quite often. Guys who know how to exercise, but are still just awful athletes. Those people have always intrigued me. Because I don't understand how you could lead such a fit lifestyle without knowing anything about sports. For the most part, they just get to fly under the radar and go unnoticed amongst the general public. But for this poor bastard, he was exposed for all to see. Makes you feel sorry for him, but you hope this will cause him to make some adjustments before the next big snowfall. 

@JordieBarstool