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KFC Radio Discovered The Meaning of Life

For thousands, upon thousands, upon thousands of years, some of the world’s greatest philosophers have been dedicating their lives to trying to dissect what the true meaning of life is. Some have said it’s to obey God, some to wield the power, and others have said that it’s all about love. Well…every single one of those pompous, higher education elitists were wrong.

Modern day philosophers Kevin Clancy and John Feitelberg (Known for their own mantras on life such as Just Jerk Off, Saturdays are for the Boys, and Sad Boy Season) were able to answer the long debated question in under 30 minutes of podcasting.

At the end of the day…the meaning of life on this spinning rock is to find your locker room. We all finish our sporting careers and then we’re like lost puppies. Where is the safe space to pose our MFKs now? Where can we go to shit on all the brutal people in our lives? Where can we run around with our jockstrap on our head (Really hoping this one wasn’t just me)?

These are all reasons why you need to find your locker room in life. Whether that be a party on Xbox or PS5, your local watering hole, the golf course, or the comment section down below to voice your frustrations with this disgustingly average blog…you gotta find that locker room.

My locker room, and the undisputed GOAT of grown up, non-pro athlete locker rooms in my opinion, is definitely the golf course. You get the same privacy that you’d get in a real locker room (something that can’t be said for a bar), and you’re still getting some of those competitive juices flowing on the links.

In addition to becoming the greatest philosophers of our time on the pod today, the guys had Josh Wolf and Tommy Pope in for an interview. No better way to get your Thanksgiving week going than giving it a listen. Heard a rumor that you’ll get lucky with the smokeshow you went to high school with on Thanksgiving Eve if you give it a listen. 

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