George Pickens Might Be The Biggest Idiot In The NFL (No Offense)
Have a seat, George. I'm going to let you in on a few secrets. I want to keep these between you and I though, because no one else on the entire planet Earth has a clue of any of these three facts. The first is that the Cleveland Browns....who are 3-8 on the year and in dead last in the AFC North...who had scored over 20 points just one time this entire season heading into last night....are not a good football team. You don't have to say "you don't think" they are, like you're giving your opinion. No, it is a universal fact that teams that are 3-8 and have a decimated offensive line and are trading away players to tank even more are not a good football team. But if you want to continue to investigate, please do so. Let me know who out there is saying the Cleveland Browns are good. Maybe it was Greg Newsome during the Hail Mary?
Was he fighting him during the play instead of trying to catch the ball....? Stay tuned, there's more on the lack of awareness of George Pickens.
The second secret I'm going to let you in on is that these "conditions that kinda saved them" are what we call the Winter in northeast Ohio. And I know you're not used to them because your team is all the way from western Pennsylvania, which is about a full 2 hour drive if the traffic is bad, but that's what happens around this time of the year. I just hope you guys can secure the #1 seed and home field advantage so you can get that good Pennsylvania winter weather. Because I agree, football should not be played in the cold! Keep it in places like Kansas City, Buffalo, and Pittsburgh that will be hosting in the playoffs this year. Warm, clear weather only.
And the final secret I'm going to share with you is that you are an absolute clown. The reason I use the word clown is because everyone laughs at you....but you are too dumb to realize it. We laugh at you every single week because of how fucking dumb you are. How you can't control your emotions. How you get frustrated and quit. How you get in fights. How you continuosuly make boneheaded decisions. And how you point for a first down when it's actually only 2nd and 8....because you didn't realize the screen pass you caught behind the line of scrimmage took you to the spot of the ball marker, not the 1st down one.
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You truly are the textbook definition if putting up with your shit because you're a good receiver. Everyone….from Browns fans, to the common fan, to Steelers fans…knows you are a complete liability mentally, but they put up with it in Pittsburgh because you are athletic and can catch the football. But that's just a secret between you and I, George. I don't want that secret to get out.