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It's Starting To Seem Like George Pickens Only Plays Football As An Excuse To Fight People

Contact sports are great because it's one of the only times in life when you can physically assault another human without risking any legal ramifications. As long as that player is wearing a different jersey than the one you are currently in, you can just hit the shit out of them for no reason. You might end up getting a "flag". But what does a silly little yellow flag mean as opposed to getting charged with literal assault? 

George Pickens probably learned from a young age that he loves to fight people. Chances are he got into a bit of trouble growing up for how much he loved to fight. But once he realized he didn't get in as much trouble for fighting on the football field? He made it his goal to be able to play football for a living, thus being able to legally fight people for a living. 

Last night we got to witness a man living out his dream. 

Who knows where George Pickens' life would be at right now if it weren't for football. But football has presented him the opportunity to fight in the snow, and he's not going to let an opportunity like that pass him by. Most folks can only dream of a scenario like that, and here is George Pickens actually living it. Who cares if there's a possible game-winning Hail Mary on the way? How often do those things even work anyway? The Washington Commanders already hit the quota for successful Hail Mary's in the NFL this year. George Pickens isn't even looking for the ball, he's looking for a brawl. 

With anybody, really. 

Constantly.

Also I have some pretty bad news for the Cleveland Browns. It looks like they might just want to forfeit that win. George Pickens doesn't think they're a good football team, and only won because of the conditions. Any team with integrity can't accept the win after that. Wouldn't sit right. 

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