Myles Garrett BULLIED The Steelers For 3 Sacks (Zero For TJ Watt) As Cleveland Wins A Thriller In The Snow

Who saw that one coming????? 8-2 Pittsburgh coming into 2-8 Cleveland. One team trying to lock up the #1 seed, and the other trying to lock up the #1 pick. But no one told the good people of northeast Ohio that we were tanking....because they showed up, drank up, and showed up all fucking now. I got lots of shoutouts to give out, but the very first one goes to that fucking crowd. 

The best fans in sports, hands down. Who else shows up in the 30 degree weather with snow pouring down, right next to the lake, windy as all hell…..and takes their shirts off? For a 2-8 team? Speaking of snow….how are they going to take this away from us? Fuck the dome! THIS IS CLEVELAND:

Man, what a beautiful sight. If I were to power rank my sights tonight I'd say (bottom to top):

5. Jameis Winston FLYING through the air for a touchdown

4. The snow making it damn near impossible for not only us to see on camera, but for Jameis to see across the line

3. Nick Chubb scoring not one, but TWO touchdowns

2. Beating the Steelers

1. Myles Garrett and his 3 sacks straight up BULLYING Pittsburgh on and off the field….especially with this postgame "I'm #1. I'm the defensive player of the year" directed in TJ Watt's trash talking (0 sacks) face

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What a fucking night for the Browns. Lots of fans on Twitter right now saying we just hurt our draft pick, and we very may well have, but fuck it. Every single day on this planet is a great day to beat the Pittsburgh Steelers. We've blown enough draft picks for me to realize that we need to cherish wins over the rivals no matter what it does to our spot in the order. 

DOES 9-8 MAKE THE AFC PLAYOFFS????? ASKING FOR THE BROWNS!