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Get Him To A Diner: Rutgers Freshman Star Ace Bailey Is Getting Hungry At Night Because He Can't Find A Damn Waffle House In New Jersey

We live in a year where Rutgers has 2 of the most exciting players in college basketball. Not even exciting, they have 2 of the best players, 2 guys who are going to go top-5 next year in the Draft. One of those players is Ace Bailey. Ace Bailey is fucking good. I don't know how else to describe it. Here are some highlights to prove my point: 

You get the point. But now he's playing the world's most dangerous game. Begging for a Waffle House ... in New Jersey. My man, just go to a diner. Look, I'm going to say it. Waffle House is good. Diners are better. I've spent a good majority of my life in Jersey and a good amount of my life with a Waffle House down the road, I know both. Go to a diner. Hell, go to the grease trucks at Rutgers. There's plenty of options! You're there for a limited time, go try it out. 

Go to a diner, any diner in New Jersey. You can get breakfast at midnight after the gym. You can go get a dinner at like 10 in the morning if you want. I get sometimes you want Waffle House, we've all been there. You want that All-Star Special. But, I promise the diner is going to be better.