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The Only Fight From Friday Night Worse Than Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson Was The One In The Crowd Between Two Fans Before The Main Event

BOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I think it's safe to say we are all used to being letdown by the professional athletes competing in Jerry's World basically since that sun-soaked monstrosity was built. But the fans in Dallas almost always gave us incredible entertainment, even if it's usually just us laughing at their misery.

However after the sadness was over, we at least got some wild fight videos full of carnage.

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You would think if we had a dude with the boxing form of a GTA character taking on some weirdo with a mulletish haircut and a wrestling jersey looking shirt, it could lead to some real violence. Instead it was mostly slipping, falling, and face mashing that got so depressing, it was broken up because everyone realized there was no chance it could lead to any good viral moments. That's about as bad and as sad as it gets for fan fights in 2024.

I'm not sure how much it cost people to watch that calamity in Jerry's World last night (I thankfully passed out after waiting through the entire buffering-filled undercard and the disappointing ring entrances). But I couldn't be more ashamed of the effort of these two "gladiators" along with everyone else in the arena that they couldn't give us a decent fight after the main event was over.

On the bright side, the Cowboys are hosting the Texans on Monday night, so I'm sure we'll be getting a whole lot more shots of crying Dallas fans followed by some brawls sparked by booze and eternal football sadness.