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Lions LB James Houston Was Busy Trying To Convince Everyone He Didn't Shit Himself On TV, Couldn't Even Think About Celebrating Their Win

We all saw this last night. James Houston making a tackle with a stain on his pants. A certain colored stain in a certain spot that had everyone saying the same thing. He shit himself. Far from the first person to do so, athlete or not. I assume a handful of football guys each week have some shit in their pants from time to time.

But he wasted no time, look at the timestamps, to try and convince us it wasn't shit

I don't know what color Gatorade that would be. You also don't sit on Gatorade and have it in that perfect spot. I'm a little suspicious of this excuse. Too many holes in the story for it to be believed at 100%. I think Houston should come out clean and say he pooped. You play for the Lions, it's the one team everyone would just nod along like yeah, that checks out. What else do you want someone who plays for Dan Campbell to do? Take a play off just to clean his white pants? Absolutely not. 

I also appreciate that it's his first tweet since August. One RT in the middle there, but he had to get right to it. Nothing like having the comeback, celebrating with your team and checking your phone. Just people texting him and tweeting him that he shit himself on TV. Everyone just chill, it was Gatorade. Or whatever excuse you want to have.