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Turns Out I'm An Idiot And The Miami Heat Suck

There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to face the harsh truth: he’s no longer the guy he once was. For the Miami Heat, that moment hit last night—hard. For as long as I’ve been alive, we’ve owned the Orlando Magic. I mean, they’ve literally and figuratively been the Mickey Mouse basketb

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Turns Out I'm An Idiot And The Miami Heat Suck

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