Missouri Getting Off The Bus For Their Game At UMass Looked Like They Were Leaving The SEC For A Third World Country

You ain't in the SEC anymore, Eliah Drinkwitz. You and your team full of blue-chip recruits are now at UMass, the pride of the....Independents of college football. And you can see the exact moment he realizes it....

"What the fuck did we get ourselves into?" as he immediately calls his assistant to run to the store and get some bottles of water, seeing as there's a pretty small chance UMass will be providing Gatorade jugs on the sideline. Hell, he's probably wondering if they even have benches at this point.

Listen I have no fucking clue why Missouri would be playing this game, let alone on the road. But I absolutley love that this scene of them getting off the busses, looking around like they went from the Taj Mahal to the slums of the Earth happened the very week after they got their ass kicked. It would proibably be funnier if they were 5-0 heading into this non-conference, mid-season matchup that quite literally no one cares about and that they had to fly a long way for….but I like to look at it as a punishment for last week.

If Drinkwitz has any ounce of savvy in his body, he gives the pregame speech of a lifetime today. "YOU WANT TO PLAY IN THE SEC? YOU WANT FACILITIES BETTER THAN A LOCAL MIDDLE SCHOOL? YOU WANT TO PLAY IN FRONT OF (points at empty stands) ONE PERSON? THEN FUCKING EARN IT". (Just don't tell your team that schedules are made far in advance and you were coming here today whether you won or lost last week)