I May Have Miscalculated When I Said I'd Eat 10 Marshmallow Peeps For Every Point Oregon Scores Against Ohio State

So I made this season long bet list of the things I'd do if Ohio State were to lose even one game this year, and while I feel all are pretty harsh, I obviously used to odds that we'd win each week to determine the severity of the punishment. For example, Ohio State could play Akron 100x and they wouldn't ever trail, let alone play within 30 points of Akron. So sure, I'll quit Barstool and get a teaching job at LeBron's iPromise School if we were to lose. 

Now don't get me wrong, the percent chance of losing is never zero....just ask Notre Dame fans which game they've have made the worst punishments for and why they'd be sleeping in a cage of Huskies after Northern Illinois beat them. Anyways, then it gets tougher with Big 10 games we'll likely be favored heavily in like Purdue (Drew Brees birthmark) and Northwestern (take the ACT until I get a 34). But for the toughest of games? In which we started the year off on sportsbooks as underdogs AT Oregon? I tried to do something difficult but not deadly. And I came up with eating 10 yellow marshmallow peeps for every point Oregon scores on us....

And upon further review of running some mathematical calculations this morning, I may have fucked up. Badly. 

Oregon averages 35 points per game. That would be 350 marshmallow peeps. That's 10,000 calories of peeps alone. The equivalent of eating 191 sugar cubes or drinking 53 cans of Pepsi. And I have to do this before the Buckeyes kick off next? Even if it's a "defensive battle" and Oregon wins 17-14.....that's still 170 peeps. Folks I haven't eaten a Peep in the last 25 years, and I can honestly say I don't intend to eat one for the rest of my life. Unless Oregon wins on Saturday. Then I am fucked...