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NFL Week 5 Shit Rankings

Usually, I wait until Tuesday to drop my shitty rankings, but regardless of who wins or loses tonight between the Chiefs and Saints, neither team is shitty—so why wait? The NFL is truly one of a kind; narratives are born and killed on a week-to-week basis. One week your team is the biggest joke in t

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NFL Week 5 Shit Rankings

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