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If Philly Fans Are Really The Best In The World, Then Pete Alonso's "Playoff Pumpkin" Will Meet The Same Fate As HitchBOT

First and foremost, who does Pete Alonso think he's fooling? I was born at night, Pete, not last night. You mean to tell me this guy hits the most clutch HR of his career after going "pumpkin picking" in Wisconsin? Buddy. That's a drug smuggling pumpkin if I've ever seen one.  But of course the MLB 

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If Philly Fans Are Really The Best In The World, Then Pete Alonso's "Playoff Pumpkin" Will Meet The Same Fate As HitchBOT

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