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Clinton Portis Accidentally Committed to Miami by Talking to a Stripper Who Was Giving Him a Lap Dance

College football recruiting used to be so awesome. I'm glad the players are getting their market value and all now, but it's taken the fun out of everything. Now it's just who can give a kid the biggest bag — which, again, is great and how capitalism should work — but don't we all kinda miss the day

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Clinton Portis Accidentally Committed to Miami by Talking to a Stripper Who Was Giving Him a Lap Dance

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