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The Miami Dolphins Are a Disgrace to The Game of Football

What the Miami Dolphins did last night was one of the most pathetic, lifeless, and humiliating performances I have seen in my entire life. I wish I had been in the gambling cave and had Big Cat put a blindfold over my eyes so I didn’t have to watch that putrid display of football. That game has me questioning whether or not this is even worth it. Obviously, I will always love and support this team, no matter how many times they let me down, but my God—when is this team going to figure it the fuck out? How is it possible to have the talent we do and still look this bad? It’s a disgrace.

People thought this team could compete for a Super Bowl?! Get the fuck out of here—this team isn’t even built for the playoffs, which should come as no surprise considering they haven’t won a playoff game in 24 years.

In life, they say you learn from your mistakes, and boy, did I learn my lesson. I will never buy into another coach’s hype until they win this franchise a playoff game. What happened to Mike McDaniel? This guy used to have the biggest balls in the league. His play-calling used to be excellent, but now I’m watching a man who is a shell of himself. He’s been neutered, Tyreek has been castrated, and this offense is a jammed gun because they’re not taking any shots. And spare me the backup QB excuse—because even when Tua was in, this offense looked like shit against both Jacksonville and Buffalo. This offense hasn’t been good since last November. 

I’m tired of being this finesse team. I want to run through an motherfuckers face. I want a team that can call a run up the middle on 3rd-and-1 and move the chains. But instead, we have a GM who LAUGHS when the media asks him if he’s worried about the offensive line. Stephen Ross needs to find the balls to blow this whole thing up and start over. Fire Chris Grier TODAY. This team had expectations to win the division for the first time since 2008, and now they are the WORST team in the NFL. Yeah, that’s right—they are the worst team in football and will lose to the Patriots on Sunday.

Not only is the season over, but any window that we had at winning a Super Bowl is now closed.

I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM