Fuck The Browns And Their Season That's Already Dead And Finished...It's Playoff Baseball Time In Cleveland
I'm in a tough spot. This is my first football season as a full-time employee at Barstool, and I want to cancel my Browns fandom and give up on the team....after 4 weeks. What the fuck do you want me to blog about right now, Editors? Cleveland just went into Vegas as favorites, with the Raiders being down both Maxx Crosby and Davante Adams, and turned in a performance that a peewee football team would be ashamed of. And in a season where everyone wants to point the finger at Deshaun Watson, he wasn't the problem. Our line sucks. Our receivers can't catch. Our kicker can't make extra points. And we continue to shoot ourselves in the fucking foot.
I'll say this: that doesn't look like a hold to me. But as someone who is known to whine and cry and complain about my teams, I'm not even mad about the refs right now. This team fucking STINKS. And even our coach made huge mistakes. How about when it was 4th and 3 at the end and we burned a timeout, when we had 3 left? If we don't pick up the 1st down or score a touchdown, we'd have had the Raiders pinned in their own endzone to run the ball 3x and punt it back to us with 35 seconds left. Not a great situation, but not dead. And we called a timeout for......this play?
Well Dov, he took a sack here because no one was blocking and his receivers weren't open. Don't get me wrong, he should've just thrown a Hail Mary like he was playing Jackpot in the school yard, but from all angles, once again the rest of the team let Deshaun down. Anyone calling for Jameis right now simply isn't watching the games. I'm not saying Deshaun Watson is good by any means, but if you think he's the problem you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Put Tom Brady in his prime on this team with this line and he'd struggle. Now every time he throws a good pass, have Amari Cooper bump, set it to the other team. And when he finally scores, have his kicker miss the extra point. FUCK THE BROWNS
Whatever, it's baseball season in Cleveland.
I can't believe baseball season started 6 months ago and the Guards have lasted longer than the Browns season. Our football team is done. 1-3 through the easiest schedule in the league thus far. We haven't even played the Ravens, Bengals, or Steelers yet! And we have to play them each twice!! Put a nail in our coffin. I'm only blogging the Browns from now on so I don't get fined. I'm an Ohio State and Guardians fan for the rest of the fall. They might not get us a title, but I know they at least won't embarrass me and make me want to jump off my balcony. Well, actually Ohio State might if they lose to Michigan again….
