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'Jail Is Kinda Boring To Be Honest' - Scottie Scheffler Was Loose On The Driving Range Before The Presidents Cup, Broke Down His Time In Jail

We're really seeing a new version of Scottie and he's more entertaining each time. Sure, he sounds like Michael Scott and straight out of the episode with Prison Mike. But this just goes to show you this story is never going away. It doesn't matter what happens, what Scottie does or how far away from the PGA Championship we get, Scottie is always going to be the golfer who was No. 1 in the world and got arrested before a round during a major tournament. Shit, everyone made the same joke when he snapped back at Tom Kim on the green yesterday. Prison changed a man. 

I guess it's also easy to be loose on the driving range when you know you're going to smoke the International Team. A smooth sweep, 5-0, yesterday. That's how you start a Presidents Cup. That's what the Americans do in this event. We kick the shit out of the International Team, celebrate and then get ready for the Ryder Cup. Business as usual so far up in Canada. We even took the crowd out of it

I love the shrug from Scottie though when he's telling the story of a cop asking him what he did. Of course he had no idea. No one had any clue, we still don't, besides some cop ruined his $80 pair of pants. Impossible to replace those bad boys. Of course his version of jail was boring. He was stretching in a cell alone. Stretching by yourself is boring no matter where you are. The man needed something to do. Needed someone to talk to or help him with some practice swings. Need him to stay this loose, all I want now is a 30-0 sweep for Team USA.